I remember going to my first tutorial in room 404. I was most upset when I found it.
A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" The byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."
It remains on the list of dreams deferred, aspirations unrealised, goals unaccomplished, and ambitions foreclosed.
Arthur C. Clarke - "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
- "We will encourage you to develop the three great virtues of a programmer: laziness, impatience, and hubris.": Larry Wall, Programming Perl (1st edition)